Popular Projects
Every piece is handcrafted by a Navy veteran using quality hardwoods. Looking for something custom? We’d love to build it.
| Project | Starting Price |
|---|---|
| Wooden Coasters (Set of 4) | $20 |
| Paddle | $75 |
| Circle Paddle | $50 |
| 18″ Round Sign | $125 |
| 24″ Round Sign | $425 |
| Wooden Plaque | $40 |
| Charcuterie Board | From $200 |
| Farmhouse Table | From $425 |
| Personalized Address Plaque | $50 |
| Wooden Name Sign | $40 |
| Pencil Holder | $20 |
Shipping
Most items ship for $15.
Pencil holders ship for $10.
Tables require custom shipping.
Optional Finishes
Color stain: +$20
Color stain + clear finish: +$40
Meet the Grumpy Squid
Behind every knot, burn mark, and grain line is John, better known around here as the man behind Grumpy Squid Co.
A Navy veteran and USS Cole bombing survivor, John has carried his grit from the sea into the shop. These days, instead of serving on deck, he’s working on his pyrography pieces, crafting custom designs, and putting his salty stubbornness to good use.
When he’s not in the shop, you’ll find him with his family, or out by the water with a fishing pole in hand. Outdoors is his happy place, even if he’d never admit it with a smile.
Grumpy Squid Co. 